We at the Chicago Freedom Forum (CFF) are proud to introduce our new guest commentator, Kim Jong IL. Who better than a committed communist to offer us insight into the new America?
CFF: Mr. Kim Jong IL, thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to address our questions.
KGI: Herro! You so berry berry welcome!
CFF: The 1st Lady Michelle Obama stated:
“For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country … not just because Barack has done well, but because I think people are hungry for change..."
What are your thoughts on this?
KGI: I don't brame first rady! Who could be proud of evir capitarist country?!? I was not proud of Korea until my father made great change with people's repubric!
CFF: How would you respond to those who say that her commentary is ridiculous?
KGI: Ridicurous?
CFF: Ridiculous, because the United States has offered unparalleled opportunities for millions of people and in particular for Mrs. Obama who studied at Harvard, worked at a prestigious lawfirm and earned an impressive salary at the University of Chicago.
KGI: I would rine up those dirty counterrevorutionaries and shoot them myself!
CFF: That would would violate our current bourgeoisie laws.
KGI: Ohhh, but they make me so mad, don't they know that revorutionary vanguard entitled to special priviriges?!? As guardian of the people I have right to whiskey and pornography!
CFF: Thank you for your insight. Do you have any parting words for our reader?
KGI: Don't worry, if you keep up change, you bee rike us one day!
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