At a recent press conference Obama introduced his new spokesman - Michael Chubman.
Obama stated that "Mr. Chubman reflects the values that the progressive movement hold dear: low expectations and a very bloated government. Mr. Chubman has teamed up with Michael Moore to develop green technology via their pioneering research of flatulence based power sources. For this we have granted them a $2.5 billion dollar subsidy. We look forward to seeing or at least smelling their progress."