I have decided to nominate Mushmouth for president.
As most of you are aware, he's a highly inarticulate character from Fat Albert.
"Why," you may ask, "are you interested in a candidate that lacks grace and charm?"
After witnessing the most charismatic, articulate and inspiring president since JFK in action, I decided that it would benefit us to have a president whose lack of charm would force us to focus on the merit (or lack of merit) of his policies. Unfortunately Obama's unmatched charisma has allowed him sell disastrous economic policies to the American public. Without Obama's rhetorical skills, Mushmouth would be unable to justify policies that were hastening America's race towards financial insolvency.