Obama gave a great speech yesterday. Although the topics were serious, Obama maintained his characteristic charm and sense of humor, even throwing in some hilarious jokes:
Health care reform will ensure expanded access to affordable, quality health care!
Since when has the introduction of federal government control ever resulted in an increase of affordability and quality?
The track record of the federal government shows that on rare occasions it can promote affordability (through rationing a good or service) at the cost of lowering quality OR it can maintain quality at staggering costs, as seen through our armed forces, but it cannot do both.
Obama's second hilarious joke was his claim that he will cut the budget deficit in half while simultaneously pushing through an $800,000,000,000 stimulus plan AND enacting costly health care reform AND bailing out car markets AND bailing out home owners AND expanding unemployment benefits AND bailing out state governments!
Health care reform will ensure expanded access to affordable, quality health care!
Since when has the introduction of federal government control ever resulted in an increase of affordability and quality?
The track record of the federal government shows that on rare occasions it can promote affordability (through rationing a good or service) at the cost of lowering quality OR it can maintain quality at staggering costs, as seen through our armed forces, but it cannot do both.
Obama's second hilarious joke was his claim that he will cut the budget deficit in half while simultaneously pushing through an $800,000,000,000 stimulus plan AND enacting costly health care reform AND bailing out car markets AND bailing out home owners AND expanding unemployment benefits AND bailing out state governments!
Forget Seinfeld - I'm getting my laughs with Obama!
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