Saturday, January 28, 2012

Peter the Great Saves Russia From the Hipsters

Alarmed by the growth of Hipster Douches in the Russian Empire, in 1705 Peter The Great issued a Degree, forcing  his citizens to shave off their beards. Only the clergy and those who paid a beard tax were exempt. In light of Chicago's budget deficit and hipster surplus, should we not consider the same? 

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